Ek bacha road pe kutta le ja raha tha 1pulice wala haste hue beta apne bhai ko kaha le ja rahe ho Baccha pulice me bharti karwane Miss u
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Santa maine apne puttar ka naam PAKISTAN rakha hai Banta kyun Santa Taki duniya ko bata pau ki main roz PAKISTAN ki maa chodta hoon FORWARD TO EVERY INDIAN
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koi pyar me dil tod deta hai to koi dosti me bharosa tod deta haizindagi jeena hai to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud bhi tut kar do dilo ko jod deta hai
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Zindgi kabhi apko hasati hogi kabhi apko rulati hogi Yad karta hai koi apko har pal is raftar bhari zindgi me Ek hicki to apko shayad roz aati hogi
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Mein To Thi Pagal Aur Anjaan Yeh Hain Ek Lund Ka Ehsaan Samajhti Thi Ke Lund Hai Bejaan Nahin Dekha Jisne Choot Ka Maidan Jab Khara Hua Toh Mein Hui Hairaan Is
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Whiskey+pani= nasha rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani= nasha.. gin+pani= nasha So the moral of the story is that Water is injurious to health……T
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Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hog
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snta ne Rlway reservation form me ling ki jagah 6 inch likha lady clerk ye kya likha hai kato isko snta kitna lady pura snta Maa chudao mai BUS se chala jaunga
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Har tarah ke shikve seh lete hai hum, Zindagi ko yunhi Jee lete hai hum, mila lete hai Hath jinse Dosti ka HUM , Un Hatho se phir Zeher bhi pi lete hai hum..
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Narad j kehate hai nari nari mat karo murkh nari hai narak ka dwar khush v hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutra ka dwar naryan naryan
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Din ko bhi yad ate ho,Raat ko bhi yad ate ho.Kabhi-kabhi itna yad ate ho, aina ham dekhte hain, najar aap ate ho.
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A Quote For All Busy People “Find Sometime For The Dear Ones In Ur Life…Else 1 Day U Will Find Time But Not The Dear Ones To Share It”…!
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Salesman to a bargaining lady- Madamji chunni vich te saanu kujh nahi milda,suit vich pher do labh jaande ne, te salwaar vich te sanu pallion pauna painda hai
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Boy to girl-’Roz College Aati ho…… DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho……….. Hum Mar Gaye hai kya…… Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho……….. !!..!!
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Ever NOTICED dat d… LONGEST 5 mins.in d WORLD r.. The LAST 5 mins. of a LECTURE…! While the SHORTEST 5 mins…? r the LAST 5 mins. of an EXAM!!
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Shayad hum wo nahi jiska naam kabhi apki zuban pe aaye,par woh aap hi ho jiske naam hum apni sàari zindagi kar jaye.
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Santa maine apne puttar ka naam PAKISTAN rakha hai Banta kyun Santa Taki duniya ko bata pau ki main roz PAKISTAN ki maa chodta hoon FORWARD TO EVERY INDIAN
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koi pyar me dil tod deta hai to koi dosti me bharosa tod deta haizindagi jeena hai to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud bhi tut kar do dilo ko jod deta hai
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Zindgi kabhi apko hasati hogi kabhi apko rulati hogi Yad karta hai koi apko har pal is raftar bhari zindgi me Ek hicki to apko shayad roz aati hogi
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Mein To Thi Pagal Aur Anjaan Yeh Hain Ek Lund Ka Ehsaan Samajhti Thi Ke Lund Hai Bejaan Nahin Dekha Jisne Choot Ka Maidan Jab Khara Hua Toh Mein Hui Hairaan Is
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Whiskey+pani= nasha rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani= nasha.. gin+pani= nasha So the moral of the story is that Water is injurious to health……T
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Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hog
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snta ne Rlway reservation form me ling ki jagah 6 inch likha lady clerk ye kya likha hai kato isko snta kitna lady pura snta Maa chudao mai BUS se chala jaunga
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Har tarah ke shikve seh lete hai hum, Zindagi ko yunhi Jee lete hai hum, mila lete hai Hath jinse Dosti ka HUM , Un Hatho se phir Zeher bhi pi lete hai hum..
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Narad j kehate hai nari nari mat karo murkh nari hai narak ka dwar khush v hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutra ka dwar naryan naryan
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Din ko bhi yad ate ho,Raat ko bhi yad ate ho.Kabhi-kabhi itna yad ate ho, aina ham dekhte hain, najar aap ate ho.
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A Quote For All Busy People “Find Sometime For The Dear Ones In Ur Life…Else 1 Day U Will Find Time But Not The Dear Ones To Share It”…!
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Salesman to a bargaining lady- Madamji chunni vich te saanu kujh nahi milda,suit vich pher do labh jaande ne, te salwaar vich te sanu pallion pauna painda hai
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Boy to girl-’Roz College Aati ho…… DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho……….. Hum Mar Gaye hai kya…… Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho……….. !!..!!
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Ever NOTICED dat d… LONGEST 5 mins.in d WORLD r.. The LAST 5 mins. of a LECTURE…! While the SHORTEST 5 mins…? r the LAST 5 mins. of an EXAM!!
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Shayad hum wo nahi jiska naam kabhi apki zuban pe aaye,par woh aap hi ho jiske naam hum apni sàari zindagi kar jaye.
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Ponds k add me gaal
dikhate hai Sansilk k add me baal dikhate hai lipstick k add me lips to
phir whisper ki add me dhoka kyo jago grahak jago
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2
men went 2 a callgirl 1st went in and came out n said Na my wife
is better 2nd went in and came out n said U R right ur wife is
much better
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Ponds
k add me gaal dikhate hai Sansilk k add me baal dikhate hai lipstick k
add me lips to phir whisper ki add me dhoka kyo jago grahak jago
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Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai…? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!! Arey Buddhu.. POP KORN !
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Vo kon hai jo uchhal uchhal k paida hote hai…? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !!! Arey Buddhu.. POP KORN !
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Ponds
k add me gaal dikhate hai Sansilk k add me baal dikhate hai lipstick k
add me lips to phir whisper ki add me dhoka kyo jago grahak jago Ponds
k add me
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Relation And Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked And Get Repaired Correctly
They Are More Powerfull But If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Thier
Worth… …
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,,, ( .).) SÖmtyms( __,) mÉ bÜsy ,,, (.(- ) SÖmtyms( __, ) mÉ lÄzyBt nÖ mtÉr wÄt mÖÖd mÉ hv ,,, (.(. ) MÉ ÄlwÄys( __,) rmmbÉr Ü!
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in dis world only a few can understand ur feelings, rare can feel. so
dont loose who can understand u.. . don’t mis who can feel u…
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Zindagi ka raaz,raaz rehne dejiye,jo b ho aitraaz ,aitraaz rehne
dejiye,par jab yeh dil,dil se milna chahe,dost..,. ye mat kehna k aaj
rehne dejiye.
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,,,**,,, Bring
* ._. * ur phone
( .__, ) close 2
>+++< ur=""
cheek
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dishum...="">+++< why="" don't="" u="" msg="">
Roye
is kadar wo unke sine se lipat kar roye is kadar wo unke sine se lipat
kar ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli Daba le kamine jyada natak mat kar
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ek
ladka bus me ladki ki gaand me ungli kar raha tha usne ladki se
puchha ki maja aa raha hai ladki ne kaha utni nikalna jitni khaa
sako
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aek gum shuda lond ki talash mundi gool kad 6 inch 5 cm rang sawala kohinor extra time condam pahne hue jise mile kripya apni gand me dal lena
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aek gum shuda lond ki talash mundi gool kad 6 inch 5 cm rang sawala kohinor extra time condam pahne hue jise mile kripya apni gand me dal lena
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First
kiss k Time Ladki Imagin karti hai ki Ladka Soch rha Hoga kitni Sundar
Hai kitne soft gaal h Galat Ladka Sochta hai Bra me Hath abhi
Dalu Ya Agli Bar
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